November 20, 2010

Student A: I am watching Drama, Oh my god!! so many homework left!!! I'm doomed!!
Student B: Neh, you don't have to study. You are already good.
Student A: No, I'm not good like you. You must be studying real fucking hard too.
Student A: Not really, just 10 hours daily.

Eww.

Student C: Ouch, exam is coming BULLSHIT!
Student D: Argh, I have so many to read!!
Student C: Me too!! Still got one more chapter !
Student C&D: Let's read!

(Coughing)

Student E: Oww fuck! I'm gonna screw this test!
Student F: You are already good. How are you going to screw?
Student E: I know yours is good for sure, but I'm going to die!
Student F: Getting 78 out of 80 ain't dying!
Student E: I'm going to die anyway.
Student F: Then go to hell.

(Sneezing)

Student G: Let's go.
Student H: Go where?
Student G: To check our marks.
Student H: Nonono, yours will be higher than mine.
Student G: Then don't go. I didn't ask you to come with me.

(I'm so going to burst into laughter after a lil bit of eww-ing and coughing and sneezing)

Student I: You know what? Why not I try this. And then that. And then another one. After this, that, another one try to add more and more and I want all these to be in our project.
Student J: Oh Well, we'll try.
Student I: Man, I want this to be done like that.
Student J: We will try but not 100%like that.
Student I: Is everything like that now?
Student J no longer wants to answer him.

(This is real, Wahaha!)

Student K: Exam is near!
Student L: 5 weeks ain't near!
Student K: Well, I'm not good like you, I have to study more.
Student L: Yo dude, let's go to One Utama.
Student K: Weyy, exam weyy.
Student L: Exam is exam, life is life. By the way, I was not asking you, I was asking Student M.

Some laughs a day keeps the evil words and these mouths and these individuals away.

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